patterns papaya orientation

 Patterns  from a variety of sources decorate a section of pavement.

Instead of the usual prescribed small talk the check-out girl at Sainsbury's points to  one of  those large papayas  now available, and says: " What do you do with that?" I tell her and add that that slices of the fruit  are good with a squeeze of lime juice. She looks approving at other  purchases as she checks them out and says, "I must come round to your house for lunch."

In Calverley Grounds half the leaves of a beech are stripped from the branches while the other half remain. I should be able to deduce the points of the compass from this I think to myself. And sure enough, when I consult the compass on my key-ring, as I suspected it is from the branches facing south west, the direction of the prevailing wind, that  the leaves have been stripped.

painting exercise value

If I had intended to produce this abstract image on a canvass  I would have been pleased with it. As it is I am glad to have photographed a splash of paint which seems to have occurred on a wall largely by chance.

In The Grove a woman in a blue track suit stands by a bench and performs vigorous exercises swinging her outstretched arms round her body and up and down.

On the radio I hear someone droning on about value for money. What a detestable phrase! I used think that the word "value" sufficed. But this morning I think about value for other things. Value for happiness. Value for quality. Value for love. Value for thought.

benches candles idea

 Benches waiting for bottoms in Calverley Grounds.

Sometimes there is something to be said for the ersatz. In restaurants nowadays you see imitations  those squat little candles which used to be called night-lights. They are made of opaque white plastic and contain a battery and, encased in a flame shaped strip of transparent plastic, a bulb. They even flicker. Behind a shade you wouldn't know the difference.

In a  disputatious and argumentative world a calm mind which can remain open without being flooded is an asset. Hats off to Aristotle who said: "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain an idea without accepting it."

 As a prank Bill Parchment is offered some cakes laced with cannabis on the day of his retirement. Read about the consequences in Story 15 in One Fine Day.

leaf cat car

Today's leaf rests on the wet road waiting for the wind to turn it.

In The Grove a cat hides behind a tree hoping to catch a squirrel on the other side.  You can just see the cat's ears sticking out above a root at the bole of the tree. The squirrel is unaware of its pursuer The cat leaps over the root and confronts the squirrel, but reveals itself to be a scardey cat and backs away.The squirrel, not triumphalist retreats and runs up the tree.

The taxi waits in the High Street while a  driver backs a Fiat 500 into a space. The manoeuvre takes what the driver thinks is an unnecessary length of time. "I wonder how long he would take in a real car," he says. He's not the sort of man you would describe as a snob. But he is a snob about cars and  the way they are managed.

Halloween hyperbole agapanthis

A ghost army marches in the mist to in preparation for Halloween.

The Down Town Fish and Chip shop  has been a feature of this part of Tunbridge Wells for longer than I can remember. On cold days the scent from its extractor hangs in the air to sharpen appetites while the queue outside lengthens. The chippie  (I pictured it  here the other day) is opposite The Compasses and invariably in my viewfinder.  We fall into conversation this morning with the man  they call Ginger,  an enthusiastic customer.  He used to live round the corner and returns from time to time  for fish and chips or a pint at the pub or both. "It's the best fish and chip shop in the world," he says. "and I mean it. I've eaten fish and chips in Brighton, Newcastle, Liverpool, you name it, and I can tell you their fish and chips are the best in the world ...in  the world!"

The agapanthus or South African Bluebell, which lives in a large pot in our garden has had its ups and downs. We know that it likes its  roots crowded and cramped.  No problem there because it  is rooted so tightly that we would have to break the pot if we wanted to remove it.  But it wasn't until we learnt that it needs feeding both in the Autumn after flowering and in the Spring that we saw it reach its peak, up to 20 gorgeous blooms. It is a tender plant and should normally be taken in doors in Winter but we have no suitable greenhouse or conservatory. So we envelope it in one of the big plastic bags which the dry cleaner provides for bulky blankets and coats. The bag just fits when the leaves are cut back. Today I tuck  the plant  up for the Winter. A little sadly because it seems a long time to wait for it to flower again.

squirreling cat pun

Two squirrels squirreling away among the leaves in The Grove.

The tall old lady whom I often used to  meet by the entrance to Calverley Grounds with her cat sporting around her, is today  standing by the open door of her house.  I am wondering about the cat   when I see a plastic dish containing a tempting portion of cat food, in her hand. I remember being struck by the way she liked to be take her cat for a walk, and the cat was amenable. Now it seems the cat has changed its routine.

A wine with a punning name in Sainsbury's. It is a Grenache Shiraz blend called Long Dog and it comes from the Languedoc in the South West of France. The joke is reinforced by a drawing of a dachshund on the label.

chippie reading roasting

The chippie in Little Mount Sion.

I buy a book in  the Oxfam charity shop in Mount Pleasant. . Sitting behind the counter is a girl talking to the assistant. "Do you like reading?" asks the girl. "Yes," I say. "Do you?" I've only read one book," she says. "What is that?" "Fifty Shades of Grey". "Is that all?" "I read loads at school, but not any more."

The cold wind over Tunbridge Wells this morning carries the smell of roasting meat.

My new story just posted on One Fine Day is about how an acquaintance turned into a frog and I into a seagull.

tree conversation brief encounter

Hi diddledee dee I see two pigeons up in a tree.

Looking into the window of Hall's Bookshop an old man and a small boy are in conversation. In reply to the boy's questioning  the old man says" Someone asked him, what would you do if someone shot at you? And  he replied,  'I would open an umbrella.' Not every one would go into battle  nowadays with an umbrella, but he did." Who the old man is referring to I do not hear. But I like the story and find myself envying the small boy for having grandfather who tells him such things.

Half way across  the Frant Road pedestrian crossing between Chapel Place and The Pantiles, I pass a neighbour coming the other way with grandchildren.   The lights are changing. I am spared the need to stop and exchange pleasantries. A good place to meet.

fledged friendly containers

On the wall. I suspect that this is a newly fledged blackbird making the acquaintance of a wall in The Grove.

People who look after the public - in banks and supermarkets and the like -  are it seems taught  to make conversation or at least to say something friendly whenever the opportunity arises. Hence in the bank today  the flow of:
"Have you had a nice day so far?"
Have a nice rest-of-the-day"
The important thing is to keep on the treadmill of having a nice time. The weekend hasn't yet begun but that I can confidently predict is bound to be nice.

I think it was Lucy Kempton who in a recent post expressed her liking for bowls. I know what she means. In my case it is more than bowls; I like almost anything intended to contain: boxes, bags, jars, jugs and bottles. I think just now of the still life paintings of Georgio Morandi where bottles, vases and jugs have a majestic simplicity.

frieze wuthering Bassett

Leaves on top of a yew hedge form a convenient frieze to kick off today's post.

I  read in a French novel a reference to the passion to be found in Les Hauts de Hurlements and how difficult it is to write in such a manner to day. For a moment I am thrown. Then I guess that it is Wuthering Heights to which the author must be referring. Although I first read  W H  when I was still at school and have read it at least once since, I have never known the meaning of "wuthering". It sufficed as far as I was concerned to know that |Wuthering Heights was the house on the moors which was the home of the Earnshaw Family where Catherine and Heathcliffe were brought up. "Wuthering" barely needed a meaning as it is so close to onomatopoeia. Hurlements translates as a "sharp and prolonged screaming" which just about does. I could not find "wuthering" in the The Shorter Oxford Dictionary. But Chambers comes up with "blowing quickly with a roaring sound" from the verb to wuther.

Bassett hounds  with their long ears and low suspension were bred for hunting hares and rabbits. Apart from their short legs they have very long bodies. We pass one emerging from a house with a woman and two  children. Half and hour later we meet them again as they are about to re-enter their house. This basset in particular  has a melancholy expression like a bloodhound to which the breed is related, but they all look sad.

shadows touch-screen batteries

Shadows still come up in this year's holiday photographs. This is the third year  in which I have amused myself by reversing the pictures to show shadows rather than substance as dominant features of a composition.The photographs  are  all taken every year from more or less the same vantage points.

My first encounter with typing with a touch screen instead of key board was pretty awful. I put my fingers in the wrong place and the wrong letters appeared; unwanted letters arrived when I merely brushed the screen; and the spell-correcting mechanism which anticipates the word you are typing (sometimes wrongly) before you have completed it was off-putting. A couple of months later after some dogged persistence, I prefer the touch screen and its spell check system and manage to type faster with it  than with a conventional keyboard. To anyone coming new to touch screen typing I say persist.

A technophobe of my acquaintance said deprecatingly of, I think, a Kindle: "Yes but you have to charge it. It needs batteries." Well yes. So many things  nowadays do need batteries, and electricity to charge the more enduring variety of batteries. Civilisation as we know it could of course break down completely. No batteries; No electricity. No gas. No petrol. No food. No drink.  No heat. And no time to read Kindles even if you had resort to a lifetime's supply of batteries.

fan mist certainty

If you look up from where you are sitting there are wonderful sights to  be seen like this fan palm on the sea front at Sitges. Another picture from the holiday album

This afternoon the morning's mist has survived. Trees like the cedars of Lebanon in Calverley Park have an added magnificence as they emerge  solitary and monster-like from softness.  So too Decimus Burton's houses which seem taller, their proportions at their elegant best. Even late blooming flowers have a painterly gentleness sharpened at the edges.

In my notes book are the words "Abandon certainty". I'm not sure if I am quoting someone, perhaps a scientist on television. But it seems a good enough slogan in these days when "the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of a passionate intensity".

squirrel redundant entropy

Up the pole in Sutherland Road.

As I pay the cashier at Sainsbury's my old friend the fishmonger comes up to me. He has bad news. He has been made redundant. He begins to tell me all about it and I to question him sympathetically. But we are in the way of an elderly woman behind me, who needs to pack her shopping. "Excuse me," she says, "We women are usually accused of doing what you're doing."

I'm not sure why but I am a friend to entropy - the principle that things move in one direction -  from order to disorder, that disorder is the fate of everything. I find this reassuring in the same way that the vastness of the universe and its apparent continued expansion is reassuring. There is nothing more frightening than a sense of permanence and stability.

wrougt holding on flu

This is the second time that I have photographed this wrought iron work, part of a railing outside a house in a street in Sitges.I  can't find my earlier photo but the angle will be different, and the wear and tear of a couple of years would show itself if the two pictures were subjected to close scrutiny.

As a child I remember learning to hang on to the cuff of my pullover to stop it riding up my arm when I struggled into a jacket. Sometimes  to my discomfort I forgot to hang on. Today as I get into a jacket I realise that sometimes I still forget.

Old people swarm at the doctor's surgery this morning.  In the past flu-jabs have been part of every day business at the surgery at this time of year.  This year they seem to have concentrated them into a single flu-jab day. An atmosphere of merriment informs the occasion. A flu-jab party.

Tapies flash shed



Thinking of the Catalan painter Tapies I photograph these walls and the hoarding separating the building site from the road. Yes, I'm still on holiday in the photo archives at least.

Never entirely happy with the present way of describing the short, short stories in my new blog, One Fine Day, I am grateful to my friend Lucy Kempton who in an email yesterday called them "flash fiction". Sometimes a label can be an inspiration. The word fiction particularly appeals because they establish a link with the great Argentinian writer, Jorge Luis Borges who called his stories (often very short and quite unlike anything else in the genre) Ficciones.

Now is the season of catalogues which come through the letter box instead of letters.  Do you remember letters? Emails have been with us for so long.  Many of the catalogues offer useless and bizarre objects  the oddness of which tickles the imagination. One of the books listed in Presents for Men  is 101 Things to Do in a Shed.

strelitzia Norah Roberts Ugg

Alberto Bigarre, the owner of our favourite restaurant in Sitges, grows exotic plants in his garden and makes arrangements of them in vases on the tables outside. This strelitzia, bird of paradise flower, looks dramatic photographed  one evening with the sea providing a velvety dark background.

"Have you heard of Norah Roberts?" they ask at the Oxfam bookshop. I haven't. She is, I discover, an American romantic novelist with more than 200 titles under her belt. They point to a large plastic refuse sack on the floor full of paperbacks by her. Somebody must have been a fan. "You should put this in your blog, to help us sell them on," they say. So here goes.

Ugg is or used to be an Australian producer of   boots and other footwear. I express surprise that Australia should have produced, in the Ugg boot, what has become an international fashion brand. Originally they tell me Ugg boots were made to be worn on the beach after surfing The lambs' wool lining was intended to absorb the water from wet feet and to keep you warm. That was before the rather clumsy looking boots spread, via the surfing community, to Southern California  and, as it caught on for more general use, via New York to Europe. Fashion often it seems has its roots in utility.

orange friend oysters

From among the flower seeds which I scattered in the spring among other orange blooms, thismarigold (I think that's what it is ) glows in  the Autumn garden.

Passing Langan's Brasserie Mayfair  by chance, I think of  my old friend Richard Shepherd who used to  own the restaurant, and I  pop in to see if he is there. He is at a window table finishing lunch with a guest.  He tells me that he sold the business and now lives in the South of France. As its former chef, he inherited the brasserie from its founder Peter Langan - it must be 30 or 40 years ago - and made it flourish. For a moment the years contract as we talk about the past. Among other  shared memories: travelling about the country judging the Taste of England Cookery Competition at short-listed catering colleges.

Sometimes a little bit of luxury does you good. Today a treat consisting of half a dozen oysters and a glass of Champagne seems worth all the villas and yachts in Monte Carlo put together.

fuschsia new London creeper

Last winter's cruel weather and this summer's rain attacked the fuchsia in our garden. So we cut back the lifeless branches to be rewarded this Autumn by a  more substantial than ever mass of dripping blossoms.

From the the train line at Hither Green on our way South a view of what you might call new London, the cluster of skyscrapers at Canary Wharf  spot lit by late afternoon sun shine.

Thanks Gerard Manley Hopkins for the adjective, the virginia creeper by the roadside  is firecoal-red.



Another story  is posted on One Fine Day. It is called The Lie. This new blog is becoming a sort of dialogue on the subject of short story writing which I welcome. Though its chief purpose remains to entertain.

window wild flowers amateur

One of the windows  in the centre of Sitges which I often pass,  but here photographed for the first time.

In the garden I cut some of the "wild" insect-attracting  flowers which have been in bloom since June. A poor year for vegetables  but I can't complain about the abundance of these.

On the shelf behind my desk is a book called Shooting Digital. It was a present a few years ago, which I have opened from time to time but never read. Today I  begin to read about studio photography. I reach the words "achieve a professional effect ..." and my eyes glaze over. I look at the illustrations in the book. All are I am sure of a professional standard.  If I were a photographer, which I am not, I recognise that I would be unequivocally an amateur. It is there that I raise my standard.

door leaves sonnets

Door in Sitges.

At this time of year after rain and wind  the leaves - "yellow and black and pale and hectic red "- are pressed into the wet pavement like prints.

If there is anything to reaffirm my feeling that we are lucky to be alive in the age of  technology it is the ap of  Shakespeare's sonnets. You can read the text, listen to the poems read aloud and, at the press of a button see notes and commentaries. It is a masterpiece of publishing in a new medium.