After designing and priniting this year's Christmas card, signing and sending off the cards is a satisfying chore.
From the juicer: apple, carrot and ginger juice. The apples must include bramleys to provide sufficient acidity to balance the sweetness of the eating apples and the carrots.
The jokes are the best part of crackers, the cornier the better. In the Observer this Sunday was a list of cracker jokes, all as corny as each other.
"Name three famous poles.
North, South and tad."